The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt, And Her Lover

 

Pick up bottle (in sand). 

Go to the Goodsoup Family Hotel. 

Pick up barstool cushion and recipe book. 

Look at page 11 in recipe book 

you'll need the listed ingredients to cure Griswold's headache. 

Go to far end of cemetery. 

Pull some hair from Blind Pew. 

Give biscuit to Blind Pew  

he'll bite you. Pick up mallet and chisel. 

Go to windmill and pick some pepper. 

Go to beach. 

Use cushion with rocks. 

Use mallet with tree  

the egg will fall onto the cushion. 

Go back to hotel and give the dog's hair, pepper and egg to Griswold  

the ingredients will cure his headache. 

Order a drink and make sure you get an umbrella in it. 

Take the jar from the bar and promise to bring it back full of money (you won't, 

of course).

Go up the stairs and into the first room. 

Use mallet on nail. 

Go outside the room and pick up the nail and the portrait. 

Back downstairs, pick up the mirror  

Griswold won't allow that. 

Use the scissors on the portrait  

you'll cut out the face. 

Put the portrait face in place of the mirror  

the mirror is yours. 

Go through the door at the back. 

Take magnet from refrigerator. 

Use chisel on huge lump of cheese.

Go to the village. 

Pick up tofu, measuring cup and auger. 

Go up the path to the volcano  

you'll be chased back down. 

Use chisel with tofu  

you now have an authentic mask. 

Use mask and go back up to the volcano. 

Talk to Lemonhead. 

Use cheese with volcano 

it will erupt!

Go to hotel. 

Order a drink from the bar. 

Put some Head-B-Clear in the drink (use chisel to open it). 

Drink the spiked drink 

Use chisel to escape coffin. 

Use chisel with other coffin 

Stan will climb out! 

Leave the cemetery. 

Return to cemetery  

Mutual of Stan will be up and running. 

Go inside and get some life insurance from Stan (a gold tooth should persuade 

him). 

Pick up the nails from the coffin and go back to the hotel.

Go upstairs. 

Use portrait (without face) with first door. 

Go inside and look out through the porthole  

Go to second door. 

Use Stan's business card on it  

the door will open. 

Inside, pull the bed down and use all the nails on it. 

Take book and read it. 

Go downstairs and talk to Griswold  

he should be convinced that you're a fellow Goodsoup. 

Order another drink and spike it (like before). 

Drink the spiked drink  

this time you'll end up in the Goodsoup Family Crypt.

Go left and talk to Minnie Goodsoup. 

Further left, pick up the crowbar. 

Go towards the crack  

Murray will appear. 

Pick up Murray. 

Look through crack. 

Use paste with skeletal arm. 

Use skeletal arm (with paste) with lantern. 

Next to crack, use Murray with lantern. 

Leave the crypt and go to the hotel.

Talk to Mme Xima and get her to tell your fortune five times, so that you receive 

five 'death' cards. 

Go through the door at the back and pick up your death certificate from the 

filing cabinet. 

Go upstairs and into the second room. 

Use crowbar on boarded hole. 

Use crowbar on nailed-down bed 

Pick up wedding band. 

Go to Mutual of Stan and collect your life insurance money.

Go back to the ship and ask Haggis about the hand lotion  

he won't exchange it unless you find him a tar-like substance. 

Go to hotel exterior. 

Use cheese with huge cooking pot 

you now have a tar-like substance. 

Pick up hand lotion and make your way to the clearing. 

Use hand lotion on Elaine's finger and remove the cursed ring. 

Go to windmill and use umbrella on turning blades. 

Use jar with barrel and return to the ground. 

Go back to the clearing. 

Make small holes in the jar lid with the chisel. 

Use jar (full of water) with stump  

fireflies will fly into it. 

Put lid on jar and pick it up. 

Go to the lighthouse.

Replace broken mirror with new one (from hotel). 

Use jar of fireflies with stand.

Go down to beach and talk to Flying Welshman. 

Bite the cork from the shaving cream bottle. 

Use needle with magnet. 

Use needle with cork. 

Use measuring cup with ocean water. 

Put cork/needle in measuring cup full of water. 

Give your newly formed compass to the Flying Welshman and ask for a trip out to 

Skull Island.

Talk to lift operator and get him to lower you down. 

As you begin to fall, use the umbrella to ensure a safe landing. 

Talk to King Andre and Cruff and use your insurance money to join the poker 

game. 

When you are given time to look at your hand, switch it with the five 'death' 

cards that you got from Madame Xima  

you will have an unbeatable hand and win the game. 

Eventually, you'll escape with the diamond. 

Ask the Flying Welshman for a trip back to Blood Island. 

Go to clearing. 

Use the ring band and diamond together, and place the pure ring on Elaine's

finger to lift the curse 

 

 

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